Friday, September 12, 2008

The things that come out of her mouth

here are the beanisms for this week. it is a good thing to start the weekend off with, don't you think??

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we are at the zoo. i ask her if she wants to go see "the dark animals" (what she calls the nocturnal house). she says ok but she wants to leave before we get to the end. why? apparently she doesn't want to see the "poky-pine"

hmmmm. i didn't realize that she didn't like the "poky-pine"!
(and no matter how hard we try we cannot get her to say porcupine!)

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she was sitting in front of brother. she covered her face with her hands and giggled. then she opened her hands and yelled....
"peek-i-love-you!"

awwwwwwwwww! of course she hasn't done it again, it has been peek-a-boo ever since. :(

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i'm feeding sprout. she comes up to the high chair and looks at her brother very seriously. she says, "some day i'll move away and you'll never see me again."
i look up and say, "oh, that's not true!"
and she says, "yes, it is true! i'm going to move to florida someday!"

ok..... so we can't see you in florida???? interesting.....

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she put on a shirt yesterday. it is getting a little small. i tell her that i think she is out growing her shirt.
she says, "i'll have to stop wearing it at some point then."

uh. yep, i guess you will. (where did she learn to talk like that? honestly!)

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bean asks me how old the neighbor boy is. i say, "he'll be six in november."
she gives me an annoyed look and says, "so he's five then?"

ummmmm, yes. yes, he is. (damn, how did she figure that out so fast??? i'm amazed, truly.)

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so that is that. i'm sure there was plenty more i wasn't able to write down. (if i don't write it down immediately it is gone FOREVER! i have the worst memory!) she blows my mind every single day with the things that just pop out of her little mouth. hope you find them as entertaining as i do!
AND i hope you all have a super fantastic weekend too!

5 comments:

Christina said...

Just like that she did the math?! Dang, you've got one smart little cookie on your hands! And a very cute one, too.

I know what you mean about losing them if you don't write it down right away...my mind is a sieve. :o(

Unknown said...

It really is quite amazing what they can come up with. The B Man still does this to me and sometimes it freaks me out when he says something and I am like, "how'd you get so smart??"

Love the one about her calling you out on how old the boy was! HA!

Brittany said...

Ew. The nocturnal house smells like POO. That's why I like leaving it... ;)

Arizaphale said...

Firstly, I suspect she has been inhabited by a super intelligent race of aliens. Secondly, I didn't know poky-pines were dark animals. Silly me.

kim said...

What a wickedly bright little girl.