bean wanted to see her daddy this morning, he was still in bed. she went into the bed room and got up in the bed with him. they were talking and playing for a little while, then she decided it was really time for him to get up. the conversation was as follows:
her: get up daddy!
him: why?
her: want get up daddy? get up right now!
him: oh, all right. just give me a second.
her: daddy
him: what honey?
her: put your contacts in? (long pause, then in a kind of mummbly voice...) do hokey pokey an turna self round.....
him: what?!
me: (cracking up) that's what it's all about!
end story.
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