"hey mom..." "hey mom..."
i heard this about 100 times last night. everytime was it followed by a bad preschooler joke. yesterday the bean moved outside the knock knock joke box and... well the jokes were odd to say the least. why did she laugh SO hard at these:
bean: "hey mom, why did the pan start on fire?"
me: "i don't know, sweetie. why did the pan start on fire?"
bean: "because it had too much grease in it! ha hahahahah ha ha ha!!!!!"
me: "oh.....????"
bean: "hey mom, why did the shirt say hello?"
me: "ummm.... gee, i don't know."
bean: "because he had a mouth!!! ha ha ha ah hahahaha ha!!!!!!"
me: "really? wow, that is a good one....."
she is quite the comedian, isn't she? ;)
3 comments:
Bean, it's a good thing you're so cute...cuz sorry kiddo, but I don't think those jokes would make it on their own. hahaha! The favorite joke around here goes...."what if the roof was purple? What is the grass was orange?" funny stuff, right?
Brilliant child! ;)
She gets points for delivery though, right? :)
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